Sh!t Actually

Dates and Times

Tue 3 - Sat 21 December (not Sun or Mon) at 7.15pm (3pm Sat 21 Dec matinee)

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Ticket information

£15/£10 (concession)

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Presented by Sh!t Theatre

A two-woman 100% faithful, word-by-word* remake of the Christmas film we all hate to love: ‘Love Actually’.

‘Love Actually’ is Sh!t Actually.

The ‘rising stars of performance art’ (Telegraph) Rebecca Biscuit and Louise Mothersole take on their hardest roles yet. All the roles. With live songs, queer love stories, and politics questioned by women with actual lines – come shout-along, sing-along, dance-along, cry-along, drink-along to this adults-only celebration of Christmas Actually.

From the makers of cult hits DollyWould and Sing-a-long-A-Muppet Christmas Carol (Time Out Top 12 Xmas Shows of 2018; “Justifiably much loved & brilliant” This Week London.)

*Just kidding

Commissioned by Camden People’s Theatre and HOME Manchester. 

BSL Performance taking place on Thurs 19th December 2019 at 7:15pm. Interpretation by Sophie J Allen.

Book 10 tickets or more at the same time and get a free bottle of prosecco on us! 🍾🍾🍾 Call us on 0207 419 4841 to seal the deal.


Please be aware that this performance contains nudity and porn. The age rating for this performance is 18+


The company don’t believe there is any health warnings in this performance.

If you have any other questions or enquiries that are not covered here please do get in touch by calling 0207 419 4841 or email James, our General Manager on [email protected].

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Reviews from previous work

★★★★ “Hilarious and heartbreaking” – Sunday Times 

★★★★ – Guardian

★★★★ – Telegraph 

★★★★ – Evening Standard

★★★★ – Time Out

 “The Bert and Ernie of North London” – Exeunt 

“A bit much for my personal taste” – Everything Theatre 

About the company

Sh!t Theatre are Rebecca Biscuit and Louise Mothersole. They have won a bunch of awards, toured nationally and internationally, theyve published some scripts and theyre still broke. They are Associate Artists at the Bush Theatre and CPT. They fucking love Dolly Parton. | @shittheatre  | @shittheatre | shittheatre | #ShitActually 

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