[Cancelled] No Entry

Dates and Times

Sun 17 May 2020 at 7.15pm

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£12/10 (conc.)

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Presented by Lorna Meehan

‘All I want to know is, do I have a normal vagina? Why does it shut up shop when I want to be open for business? Is it my fault? Who do you talk to about this stuff when it feels like it’s just you with the angry vadge who gives you the silent treatment?’

An autobiographical/verbatim show about dysfunctional vagina’s, the big deal with virginity and how the myths about sex that we take as truth can seriously hinder our general wellbeing. Incorporating spoken word, physical theatre and audience participation, No Entry is a shamelessly candid and heart wrenchingly hilarious discussion about female sexual shame and the distorted perception of perpetual singledom. Using personal stories and verbatim audio accounts from different women with a condition called Vaginismus (yeah, it’s weird that it rhymes with Christmas right!), Lorna goes ‘there’, so buckle up and relax, we’re going in deep.


The performance contains references to grief, trauma and depression. Recommended age rating 18+. To read the detailed synopsis with the content to consider, please click here. 


The company believes there are no health warnings for this performance.

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About the company

With a background in acting and performance poetry, Lorna is now developing her career as a solo theatre maker, using autobiographical story-telling to tackle taboo subjects, encourage solidarity and question our social conditioning. Lorna is based in Birmingham and is Co-Creative Director of RoguePlay Theatre. Her first solo show ‘Brazen’ is on tour throughout 2020.

Website: www.soundcloud.com/lornameehan| Twitter: @LornaEMeehan 

Image credit (c) Lorna Meehan

Image description: A woman in grey underwear and a brown jacket sit on the floor with a rubber penis in her hand. A chalkboard with the words ‘NO ENTRY’ is leaning on her legs.

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