[Cancelled] Hopelessly Devoted

Dates and Times

Sun 24 May 2020 at 7.15pm

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£8 (work-in-progress)

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Presented by Official Culture

A show about the devoted, the disgruntled, the precarious and the 3 in 1 avocado tool.

It’s about fuck-all wages and fake news and motivational cack which instructs you to seize happiness.

A show about choking on the contradictions of a slippery system that leaves the taste of guilt on your tongue.

It’s about feeling disempowered to take action yet empowered to eat a snack.

When your craving for change is about to explode but your ability to change has been broken.

About being told you’ll either become a mum of four and bake cakes or become a terrorist?

It’s about the Morrisons delivery driver who broke down in despair and promising him you’ll write a letter of complaint… but you watch First Dates instead…

It’s a show about political clowns and Jaffa cakes and all things in between.

A show about guilt and hopelessness and being wrapped in these red walled cities.


The performance contains references to themes of alienation, disempowerment and depression, as well as including swearing and some nudity. Recommended age rating 18+. To read the detailed synopsis with the content to consider, please click here. 


The company believes there are no health warnings for this performance.

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About the company

Official Culture is concerned with feminism, politics and aesthetics; interrogating the everyday nuances between class, gender and the mundane. All performances are made, produced and performed by two women from Stoke on Trent.

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Image credit (c) Natalie Willatt

Image description: two women in black suits and white-painted faces.

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