Don’t Look Over Here, Andrew Lloyd Webber

Dates and Times

Fri 29 – Sat 30 October at 9pm

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Ticket information

£8 (work-in-progress)

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Presented by Sh!t Theatre

A work-in-progress for a brand new future-cult musical that is not called ‘Don’t Look Over Here, Andrew Lloyd Webber’ but for legal reasons is currently called ‘Don’t Look Over Here, Andrew Lloyd Webber’.

Disco dictators Sh!t Theatre and their very well behaved Chorus of Interns bring you a show about women and power.

‘Brave’ The Stage
‘Young’ The Guardian

Fascism, wizards, military coups and beautiful corpses. This is the story of the world’s first ever female president of a country in the history of the world ever, whose name is…go on…um…

‘Catastrophically out of their depth’ Time Out

Previous work but not necessarily this one:
★★★★★ The Independent
★★★★★ The Stage
★★★★ The Sunday Times
★★★★ The Guardian

Supported by Arts Council England and Soho Theatre.


This performance references unusual activity with corpses, and genocide.


The company notifies that the members of the audience could be hit in the face by a remote control helicopter.

If you have any other questions or enquiries that are not covered here please do get in touch by emailing [email protected].

About the company

Sh!t Theatre are Rebecca Biscuit and Louise Mothersole. They have been working and drinking teatogether since 2010. They make award-winning politically-engaged performance art using song, comedy & documentary.

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