Calm Down Dear: The Sian Clarke Experience

Dates and Times

Wed 29 May & Mon 10 June 2019 at 9pm

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Ticket information

£12/10 (conc.)

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***Additional performance added Monday 10 June at 9pm due to popular demand!***

Part of Calm Down Dear, a three-week festival of innovative feminist performance. The festival runs from Tuesday 28 May – Sunday 16 June.

Take advantage of our double-bill ticket offer, and book two different shows on the same night for just £16, or make the most of our Season Pass and book tickets for three different shows to receive a 10% discount. Simply add the tickets for the shows into your basket and we’ll do the rest.

Presented by Sian Clarke

This is Sian Clarke’s ode to every man who has belittled her, made her feel unsafe, objectified her, told her she can’t be funny, called her a slut, told her to smile more…

A comedic piece using a dark, twisted mixture of aggression, laughter and discomfort to examine the constraints of a woman biting back in a society eager to silence and vilify those no longer willing to accept its bullsh*t.

Either that…

Or a show about a woman who just needs to learn to take a joke…

‘Funny and Terrifying… anus- tightening mind- f*ck.’ – Jordan Gray

There will screaming, there will be barking, there will be blood…

Welcome to The Sian Clarke Experience.

This performance contains strong language, strobe lighting, sexual and violent references and nudity.

About the company

Sian makes socially challenging, feminist, divisive performance. She has worked as a performer, writer and dramaturg across live art, devised theatre and comedy. Sian is a Funny Women Regional Finalist, Goldsmith Innovation Award Winner and a member of The Soho Theatre Young Company. This show will be her debut hour.

Twitter: @sianclrke | Instagram: @sianclrke | #thesianclarkeexperience #CDD19

Image Credit: (c) Nathan Sam Long

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